Author Topic: You Know your a geek when... (Read 1916 times)

Oloty · « **on:** October 03, 2009, 11:21:47 PM »

You know you're a geek when:

You see a typo in a book and you think, "syntax error."
The internet is vital to your existance.
You love FOSS.
You laugh at "NT is the path to the dark side".
You understand "Your mom circulates like a public key, servicing more requests than HTTP. She keeps all her ports open like Windows ME".
You feel like shooting yourself in the head when someone refers to the internet as 'that little blue E'.
When dreaming about how computers will take over the world and you are king of them all.
You have used words like "lol", "leet" and "omg" in daily speech.
You miss the F1 button under math classes.
You try yo get into the BIOS of your car
You scream "Just ducken google it!" when somebody asks a simple question in the class.
You accuse everybody running faster than your self of using speed hack.
You've got The Flu and are trying to do a virus check.
Somebody asks you about your address, you give them: 192.12.0.140.
You are seriously considering asking your doctor how much you can overclock your brain.
At McDonalds, you're ordering a 160MB hamburger.
You wish you've ordered your house through Microsoft, it would be so easy to just take the backdoor in.
You find it more natural to count 8, 16, 32, 64, 128, 256 than 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
Somebody yells at you, and you're desperately looking for the "mute"-button.
You feel like it is a disaster when your ISP goes down.
You look at a clever math formula or program algorithm and think it is the most beutiful poetry you have ever read.
You wish you could have a pet penguin running around in the house.

[rose] · « **Reply #1 on:** October 04, 2009, 12:29:29 AM »

Syntax Error, I've done that before reading Stephen King Manuscripts. xD

Azkanan · « **Reply #2 on:** October 04, 2009, 12:39:06 AM »

192.168.1.1 is my area code, but my location is 192.168.1.4; i'm the third box down.

[rose] · « **Reply #3 on:** October 04, 2009, 12:59:34 AM »

Quote from: Azkanan on October 04, 2009, 12:39:06 AM

192.168.1.1 is my area code, but my location is 192.168.1.4; i'm the third box down.

Wow we're neighbors :D I live in Linksys county, across from the NetGear colony >.>

Fabio · « **Reply #4 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:08:27 AM »

but I do have a pet penguin

Oloty · « **Reply #5 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:11:46 AM »

If anybdy doesn't know what the F1 button does. Here's a link to where it brings you.

:azn: LINK :azn:

Bone · « **Reply #6 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:13:39 AM »

I've done the 'lol' thing, and I've even gone " lolololol"

F1 is the help, for me, it's chrome help.

Oloty · « **Reply #7 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:20:17 AM »

Same here kind of

I use Fire Fox, Chrome, and 'that little blue E'. XD

Azure · « **Reply #8 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:25:15 AM »

"that little blue e" is non existent on my computer. I completely uninstalled it. :D I use Firefox for everything net related.

You know your a geek when your homepage is Google.

[rose] · « **Reply #9 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:26:06 AM »

You only know your a geek when you doodle in binary code.

Oloty · « **Reply #10 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:28:50 AM »

Azure · « **Reply #11 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:29:09 AM »

Yeah, that's pretty bad... Could I have a sample?

[rose] · « **Reply #12 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:35:39 AM »

The 3rd ones a pony x3 :icon_beer: :icon_beer: :icon_beer: :icon_beer: :icon_beer: :icon_beer: :icon_beer: :icon_beer: :icon_beer:

Azure · « **Reply #13 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:40:18 AM »

lulz.

Oloty · « **Reply #14 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:42:07 AM »

I doodled in binary once. When I was coding CyberSpace I got off topic and accidentally made this the code.

EEEEEEEE PPPPPP IIIIIIIIIIII CCCCCC
E P P II C
EEEEE P P II C
E PPPPPP II C
EEEEEEEE P IIIIIIIIIIII CCCCCC

[rose] · « **Reply #15 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:44:06 AM »

What the deuce?

Fabio · « **Reply #16 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:49:24 AM »

Quote from: †Rose [God the Atheist] on October 04, 2009, 04:44:06 AM

What the deuce?

What the douche?

[rose] · « **Reply #17 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:50:20 AM »

Quote from: Zetta Monkey on October 04, 2009, 04:49:24 AM

What the douche?

Sluts, thats what =] Eggnog party! HM Msn?

Oloty · « **Reply #18 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:51:25 AM »

Do you mind not spamming

Fabio · « **Reply #19 on:** October 04, 2009, 04:52:39 AM »

Quote from: †Rose [God the Atheist] on October 04, 2009, 04:50:20 AM

Sluts, thats what =] Eggnog party! HM Msn?

do I have your msn?